Friday, November 12, 2010

Polls confirm: men will vote for naked nips

A naked woman on the ballot would have dramatically changed the results in the recent November elections. A CNN/Gallup Poll says men love nipple visibility, and most think it’s more important than job creation.  A sweet thing could have overwhelmingly won the most hotly contested races in America.

Yes, there could have been Governors and Senators with a view.  And not merely a point of view.

Men love pert nips.  That’s a true fact for all ages, shades, wallet sizes and political inclination.  The just released election poll confirmed this.  That’s right - a big time poll asked males how they would  vote if given a different kind of choice.  The results are now disclosed and it's news!

A picture of a naked lady was shown along with photos of candidates running in the midterm elections.  Men were surveyed prior to voting, in exit polls and follow ups.

On November 11, under a Washington byline, the bare details of this poll were revealed. For elaboration on male voting preferences, including the effect of not wearing panties or a stance on kissing, see the national coverage.  You’ll also see the picture that the pollsters used - a young blonde with bare boobs.

You can go directly to CNN or Gallup Polls for all the particulars.  Perhaps you’ll find out more about bare naked ladies.  Or maybe you’ll wonder if the Onion was up to its usual tricks.  Still...

Every guy that’s sat at a bar, had a sip of scotch or belted down a few beers already knows the power of a little peek.  We love seeing the good parts.  And men will put their money where their mouth is, and where they want it to be.  Reported polls now confirm - we would cast our votes the same way.


PawPawJack©Novemeber 12, 2010

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